Hilarious Facebook Status

Trust me, when I woke up today I had no plans to be awesome. It just happens.

If you love someone, show them. Because you could soon find yourself watching them walk out the door. Words mean nothing but actions mean everything

WHY Worry? If you have done the very best you can, worrying won’t make it any better.

If you want to be successful you must respect one rule, never let failure take control of you.

Everybody has gone through something that has changed them in a way that they could never go back to the person they once were.

Relations are like electric currents. Wrong connection will give you shocks throughout your life but the right ones light up your life.

They ignore you now, but they will need you later.

You don’t get to choose when or who you meet, but you do get to choose who you hold on to.

I love my relationship with my bed. No commitment needed. We just sleep together every night.

When GOD pushes you to the edge of difficulty trust him fully because two things can happen. Either he will catch you when you fall, or he will teach you how to fly.

Good Time + Crazy Friends = Amazing Memories

Dear God, thanks for everything. Because without you …… I am nothing.

My phone is like my lover. It’s the first thing I see in the morning and the last thing I see at night.

If you are giving your all to one person and it’s not enough, you are giving it to the wrong person.

Don’t change your originality for the sake of others b’coz no one else can play your role better than you.

Disappointments are just God’s way of saying “I’ve got something better.” Be patient, live life, have faith.

I have learned that sometimes sorry is not enough. Sometimes you actually have to change.

The only people I need in my life are the ones who need me in theirs even when I have nothing else to offer them but myself.

Sometimes we need someone to simply be there. Not to fix anything or do anything in particular, but just to let us feel we are supported and cared about.

There are far better things ahead than any we leave behind.